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C.S. Lewis

By Jackson Smith - Knows How To Read

Who would’ve thought that C.S. Lewis, prominent, highly religious author of children’s books, would have had some deeper message within in his work? continue

Spotted Dickey: Dean Cosgrove

By Rex Tercek - Unreal Pant Game

[Editor's Note: After sending out an accusatory and dictatorialistic all-school email slamming the 75 students with D format free for exercising their natural right to dick Assembly, Dean AJ Cosgrove was spotted by eagle-eyed prep Rex Tercek dicking Assembly. Oh, for shame!]

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A Letter to America

By Henry Stevens - Great Disappointment to Parents

Dear America: I, Henry Stevens, a true American Republican, am going to prove to you that this “Earth Day” and “global climate change” business is a bunch of liberal excrement and a waste of money. continue

Take Me To Prom:  A Desperate Plea

By Nick duPont - One Possible Option for Prom

Are you looking for a prom date? Has nobody asked you? Are you getting into that awkward time when you might have to ask your best friend for fear of ending up with somebody from Peabody? Don't worry, there is still one, fantastic date left: me. continue

Community Inaction Great Success

By Alice Ju - True Activist

This Wednesday marked Exeter's annual Community Inaction Day, where students and teachers gathered together to do little or no service for the Exeter community. “I'm so proud of the ‘work’ our students put in today,” remarked Principal Hassan. “They really made a mild to mediocre effect on our community.” continue